A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the
doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor
pain to the father using airwaves.
The doctor asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably
more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the
husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the
pain transfer was obviously helping the wife out considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the Gardener was dead in the garden.
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